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Saturday, December 3, 2011

Making Mom & Dad Proud Since 1984

The other day I was at an important meeting at the Memphis VA surrounded by several important/influential professionals (at least in my line of work). I was going to write something down for one of them so I reached in my purse for a pen and as I pulled it out, a Victoria's Secret free panty offer fell out from the purse onto the table in front of everyone. I'm sure you can imagine that on that offer was a picture of a scantily clad Swedish model. So what did I, Ms. Smooth, say, nay, announce in front of all those people?

"It's not porn! Just free underwear, I swear!!!!!"

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